I don’t think I’ve ever seen pie advertised. That’s how you know it’s good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven’t seen one pie commercial. – Adam Carolla

#Thinking #Ice Cream #Pie

I’m in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles! – Adam Sandler

#Jobs #Ice Cream #Bad Mood

Thankfully, I’m lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I’ve got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories. – Adrian Peterson

#Ice Cream #Work Out #Lucky

I ain’t no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone. – Alice Cooper

#Sex #Ice Cream #Alive

If you’re sitting in front of the TV, you can’t have ice cream. But if you’re running around all day, then yeah, you can. – Alison Sweeney

#Running #Ice Cream #Sitting

Number of empty Ben & Jerry’s containers: 3 – two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry’s, anyway? Is there a greater waste?) – Ally Carter

#Ice Cream #Two #Numbers

There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix. – Amal El-Mohtar

#Coffee #Ice Cream #Problem

You really do hate me, don’t you? I mean, destroying someone’s ice-cream cone? That’s vicious.” Her cheeks reddened. “I didn’t see you there. Honestly.” She wiped at his shirt more frantically, as if she could prevent it from staining if she rubbed hard enough. “Oh, now I see your plan, and it’s far more devious than I thought.” Daniel smirked. “You were looking for an excuse to grope me. – Amanda Hocking

#Hate #Mean #Ice Cream

For every two degrees the temperature goes up, check-ins at ice cream shops go up by 2%. – Andrew Hogue

#Ice Cream #Two #Degrees

It’s a topsy-turvy world in which a country can import the same amount of ice-cream, toilet paper and other goods to trading partners as it exports, and where top bankers are paid millions for destroying economic value, while hospital cleaners create value many times their pay – Andrew Simms

#Country #Ice Cream #Bankers

I wasn’t eating. I wasn’t sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds. – Andy Gibb

#Sleep #Ice Cream #Two

My final, considered judgment is that the hardy bulb [garlic] blesses and ennobles everything it touches – with the possible exception of ice cream and pie. – Angelo Pellegrini

#Ice Cream #Vegetables #Pie

It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather. – Anne Fadiman

#Errors #Ice Cream #Weather

If Abstract Expression reached for the sublime, Pop turned ordinary imagery into icons. Roy Lichtenstein and Andy Warhol illuminated the transformative power of context and the process of reproduction. Claes Oldenburg’s soft ice-cream cones and hamburgers changed sculpture from hard to soft, from stasis to transformation. – Arne Glimcher

#Ice Cream #Expression #Icons

I think in England you eat too much sugar and meat and not enough vegetables. – Arsene Wenger

#Thinking #Ice Cream #Vegetables

It’s like a child who is used to having ice cream whenever he wants. When it doesn’t come when he asks he tends to get confused and nervous. – Arsene Wenger

#Children #Confused #Ice Cream

Monterey was the Maraschino cherry on top of the Sundae that was the ’60s. It was totally unprecedented, and the audience was unprecedented in their joy. – Art Garfunkel

#Ice Cream #Joy #Cherries

I was eating bad stuff. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated. – Avril Lavigne

#Ice Cream #Stuff #Junk

I went to a place recently I think is one of the most f**ked up places I’ve ever been to. I’m convinced this place is the epitome of American excess, of American greed. I’m talking about a place called Cold Stone Creamery. Whoa. If you have not been there, the basic gist of Cold Stone is that they take ice cream and then they just go ape sh*t with it. – Aziz Ansari

#Thinking #Ice Cream #Talking

Every time I look into his eyes I just want to take the ice cream or whatever I’ve got in my hand and rub it into his face. That’s how much I like him. – Banana Yoshimoto

#Eye #Ice Cream #Hands

A Hot Fudge Sundae and a trashy novel is my idea of heaven. – Barbara Walters

#Ice Cream #Ideas #Heaven

Success to me is having ten honeydew melons and eating only the top half of each slice. – Barbra Streisand

#Success #Congratulations #Ice Cream

I should probably confess that ice cream is my favorite food, and I eat it every night. When I go grocery shopping, I try to buy a new flavor, rather than reverting back to a favorite flavor. I’m on a mission to taste every flavor of ice cream out there! – Becca Fitzpatrick

#Night #Ice Cream #Shopping

Never trust a skinny ice cream man. – Ben Cohen

#Men #Ice Cream #Skinny

I think choosing between men and women is like choosing between cake and ice cream. You’d be daft not to try both when there are so many different flavors. – Bjork

#Men #Thinking #Ice Cream

I love Hot Fudge Sundaes; I could die for Hot Fudge Sundaes. – Bob Farrell

#Ice Cream #Hot #Fudge

Chilli ice cream doesn’t taste bad. But I wouldn’t eat it again. – Boman Irani

#Ice Cream #Ice #Taste

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed. – Brad Pitt

#Mean #Ice Cream #Wind

The noonday devil of the Christian life is the temptation to lose the inner self while preserving the shell of edifying behavior. Suddenly I discover that I am ministering to AIDS victims to enhance my resume. I find I renounced ice cream for Lent to lose five excess pounds… I have fallen victim to what T.S. Eliot calls the greatest sin: to do the right thing for the wrong reason. – Brennan Manning

#Christian #Ice Cream #Self

If you think of ice cream, it (Helvetica) is a cheap, nasty, supermarket brand made of water, substitutes and vegetable fats. The texture is wrong and it leaves a little bit of a funny aftertaste. – Bruno Maag

#Thinking #Ice Cream #Vegetables