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Inside: 73 Ice Cream Quotes (Cool Enough for Instagram)
As a foodie, you love sharing every delicious thing you’re about to eat on the ‘Gram, and your favorite pint of ice cream is no exception. Whether you’re chowing down at home or visiting your favorite scoop shop, ice cream is undeniable ~aesthetic~ and most of the time, it looks just as good as it tastes.
Your sundae that’s covered in rainbow sprinkles and whipped cream definitely deserves the spotlight on your feed, as well as an ice cream quote or two to go along with it.
Just like the perfect sundae needs a cherry on top, an ice cream snap needs the perfect caption to make your followers pause and give it that double-tap. Because waiting to snap a pic before diving into your cone is hard enough, don’t make yourself wait any longer by drafting your own caption in that moment.
Instead, keep any of these sweet ice cream quotes on hand to make all your ice cream-loving followers melt.
Ice Cream Quotes (Funny)
1. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that is pretty much the same thing.
2. No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones.
3. I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream.
4. Life is like an ice cream: Enjoy it before it melts.
5. Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.
6. One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.
7. “The cold never bothered me anyway.” — Frozen, “Let It Go”
8. Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.
9. Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
10. If life is a bowl of dark ice cream, small moments we enjoy are colorful sprinkles all over it.
Quotes for Ice Cream Lover
11. “It was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.” — Lemony Snicket
12. Tomorrow, we can eat broccoli, but today is for ice cream.
13. “Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream. Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!” — Forrest Gump
14. The best time for ice cream is always.
15. There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.
16. Ice cream is cheaper than therapy.
17. I guess ice cream is one of those things that are beyond imagination.
18. I never say no to ice cream.
19. “When I’m no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.” — Snoop Dogg
20. Living life without a purpose is like having an ice cream cone in your hand [and] letting it melt and drip without eating it. It was yours to enjoy, but you lost it!
Ice Cream Puns
21. Sometimes all you need is love… Oh, wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it, as nowadays love is anything but sweet.
22. “When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the ‘Lion King’ soundtrack. It’s really odd, but it’s true.” — Blake Lively
23. When I was a kid, I used to think, ‘Man, if I could ever afford all the ice cream I want to eat, that’s as rich as I ever want to be.’
24. My love for ice cream emerged at an early age — and has never left!“I’ve already had one ice cream cone. This is my secon-dairy.
25. I’ve got the inside scoop on the best ice cream flavors.
26. Ice cream is worth melting for.
27. I’ll scream if I don’t get some ice cream.
28. I love sundaes cherry much.
29. You know it’s a cool day when you have some ice cream.
30. A day without ice cream was a day wasted.
Cute Ice Cream Quotes
31. Ice cream’s good for when you’re sad.
32. Life is like a bowl of ice-cream, it melts very quickly so enjoy it while it lasts.
33. Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.
34. Ice cream is happiness condensed.
35. You can’t make everybody happy, you aren’t a tub of ice cream.
36. You eat when you’re hungry, and I’m not normally hungry in the mornings.
37. Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me.
38. There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.
39. “You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!” —Chris Pratt
40. “Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.” —Voltaire
Ice Cream Love Quotes
41. “Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.” —Brad Pitt
42. Ice cream brings people together.
43. Ice cream is my comfort food.
44. Enjoy your ice cream while it’s on your plate.
45. It’s never too cold for ice cream.
46. No use crying over spilled milk. But I will cry over melted ice cream.
47. My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream.
48. Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.
49. No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones.
50. Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Ice Cream Instagram Captions
51. Never trust a skinny ice cream man.
52. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that is pretty much the same thing.
53. If you like ice cream, why stop at one scoop? Have two, have three. Too much is never enough.
54. It’s harder to hate someone when they like the same ice cream as you.
55. You can show me some stick ice cream and I can tell you if it’s good or not just looking at it.
56. Sometimes life is just what it is, and the best you can hope for is ice cream.
57. Summer would not be summer without Ice-cream.
58. If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously, punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
59. If I could eat ice cream every day without gaining weight, I would. I love ice cream.
60. It is like a temptation to eat ice cream instead of something that is better for you.
Ice Cream Jokes
61 Is there any better way to prove your burning love to a girl than to give her ice cream?
62. You can describe me as a Ice cream! I’m cold.. But, you know.. Ice cream is very sweet.
63. When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
64. Complain about being fat. Get depressed. Eat ice cream. Feel happy. Gain 2lbs. Complain about being fat.
65. We thread our way through a moving forest of ice-cream cones and crimson thighs.
66. Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
67. Thankfully, I’m lucky enough to be able to eat ice cream. I’ve got to have my cookies and cream! But I work out a lot, so I burn a lot of calories.
68. Living life without a purpose is like having an ice cream cone in your hand, letting it melt and drip without eating it. It was yours to enjoy, but you lost it!
69. The only things you can truly love after such a short time are ice cream flavors and comfortable shoes.
70. Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.
71. Even an ice cream parlor – a definite advantage – does not alleviate the sorrow I feel for a town lacking a bookstore.
72. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream and that is pretty much the same thing.
73. When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
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