137 Ice Cream Quotes and Captions (everything but the cherry on top!)

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Ice cream quotes and captions work well on those summer days when you’ve treated yourself to an ice cream cone or a dish of ice cream.

Ice cream is one of the most delicious desserts that exists. Who doesn’t love a bowl of creamy, sweet ice cream on a hot summer day?

Ice cream brings back so many great memories, too! It is also the perfect way to end any meal, whether you’re going out to eat or having dinner at home. Ice cream is also the perfect way to end any meal, whether you’re going out to eat or having dinner at home.

Best Ice Cream Quotes

Ice cream soothes the soul.Adrienne Posey

You did not sell nor wanted to buy me Ice cream. You gave me my most favorite flavor.Petra Hermans

She dug into the already melting ice cream and scooped out a dripping spoonful. The hot and cold mixed in her mouth, chocolate and vanilla, sweet and a touch of bitter from the dark chocolate. The perfect balance of opposites.Amy E. Reichert

Ice cream is happiness condensed.Jessie Lane Adams

My love for ice cream emerged at an early age — and has never left!Ginger Rogers

I love dessert. All kinds. But there’s something about ice cream that makes me happy. I am drawn to its simplicity. I am perplexed by the endless supply of constantly growing flavor options. And I am always in the mood for sprinkles and a sugar cone.Rachel Nichols

Never ask a woman who is eating ice cream straight from the carton how she’s doing.Nitya Prakash

There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.Amal El-Mohtar

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Good Ice Cream Sayings

I am forever yearning for ice cream. And cats. Lots and lots of cats.Noor Ashour

You can describe me as ice cream! I’m cold. But, you know, ice cream is very sweet.Hanako Ishii

I guess ice cream is one of those things that are beyond imagination.L.M. Montgomery

Eat ice cream. Read books. Be happy.Carew Papritz

Ice cream — the great melter of all resolve.Dr. Idel Dreimer

I always say whoever can figure out how to make ice cream healthy will be a gazillionaire.Justin Deeley

Tomorrow, we can eat broccoli, but today is for ice cream.Malory Hobson

I never say no to an ice cream.Ingrid Betancourt

Flesh is a vessel, and the soul is like ice cream made inside.Otaro Maijo

Short Ice Cream Quotes

Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos.Don Kardong

Women eat ice cream; men toast marshmallows.Dianna Hardy

No, I was just good at holding ice cream cones.Mitch Hedberg

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.Wendy Liebman

Ask about our daily ice cream special.Richelle Mead

Ice cream is good for the soul.Adrienne Posey

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream.Charles Baxter

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Funny Ice Cream Quotes

If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.Sandra Byrd

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate.Amanda Mosher

When I was a kid, I used to think, ‘Man, if I could ever afford all the ice cream I want to eat, that’s as rich as I ever want to be.’Jimmy Dean

Number of empty Ben & Jerry’s containers: 3 – two mint chocolate cookies, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry’s, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)Ally Carter

Here is a good joke. The little boy walks into an ice cream store, He asks for a sundae with extra hot fudge sauce. ‘I’m sorry.” says the ice cream man. “Hot fudge only comes in one temperature.” Mark, Florida.Susan Magsamen

I had a dream about you. I licked your cone of ice cream. It was envelope flavored.Melody Sohayegh

My brain said salad but my stomach autocorrected it to ice cream.Unknown

Revenge is sweet, but ice cream is sweeter.Holly Black

Now just the thought of eating ice cream puts pounds on me.David Nail

We nearly got killed over ice cream.Rachel Caine

Inspirational Ice Cream Quotations

We stand around the tray. Just staring at it. Forever in awe. The chicken fried steak will be just as she remembered it. The biscuits will flake just like they used to. The pecan pie will be sweet and will take her back to those times she sat at the tables just outside the shack on a summer’s day. And for once, she’ll have fresh strawberry ice cream to go with it.Liza Palmer

Ice cream is the perfect buffer because you can do things in a somewhat lighthearted way. Plus, people have an emotional response to ice cream; it’s more than just food. So I think when you combine caring and eating wonderful food, it’s a very powerful combination.Jerry Greenfield

Sometimes life is just what it is, and the best you can hope for is ice cream.Abbi Waxman

You see, patriotism is a lot like ice cream. It comes in many flavors these days. Ours that tastes of freedom, love, and peace may not exactly be a bestseller but that doesn’t mean there aren’t people who wouldn’t like to try it.Chirag Tulsiani

Summer would not be summer without Ice-cream. Ice cream is the favorite currency of love.Puck

Stop pacing the aisles and counting the miles. Instead, climb more mountains, eat more ice cream, go barefoot oftener, swim more rivers, watch more sunsets, laugh more and cry less. Life must be lived as we go along.Robert J. Hastings

Famous Ice Cream Takes

When I’m no longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.Snoop Dogg

It was the color of someone buying you an ice cream cone for no reason at all.Lemony Snicket

I’d rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted.Taylor Swift

One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.Luciano Pavarotti

Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn’t illegal.Voltaire

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one’s ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream? Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn’t like that at all.Neil Gaiman

When I have bad days, I just eat lots of chocolate ice cream and dance to the ‘Lion King’ soundtrack. It’s really odd, but it’s true.Blake Lively

Lieutenant Dan, I got you some ice cream. Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!Forrest Gump

About Love

Abby wouldn’t want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip so that she would have fun torturing you for not being a puddle on the ground with a box of tissues and an empty gallon of ice cream by your side. Then afterward to hit you for thinking she was seriously hoping you would be doing that.Ottilie Weber

Sometimes all you need is love. Oh, wait! And ice cream, and chocolate to go along with it as nowadays love is anything but sweet.Megha Khare

Falling in love is a completely transcendent experience. It’s like eating pizza-flavored ice cream.Mike Birbiglia

Ice cream brings people together.Doug Ducey

Like magic, she felt him getting nearer, felt it like a pull in the pit of her stomach. It felt like hunger but deeper, heavier. Like the best kind of expectation. Ice cream expectation. Chocolate expectation.Sarah Addison Allen

Ice Cream Lovers Insights

I could never believe in a God who didn’t eat ice cream.Marty Rubin

So… Italian gelato. Take the deliciousness of a regular ice-cream cone, times it by a million, then sprinkle it with crushed-up unicorn horns.Jenna Evans Welch

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.Jim Fiebig

If I can’t suck your milkshake through a straw, it’s not a milkshake-it’s a glass of ice cream.Bill Maher

I love your uneven soul, you bloom uniquely in my gardens giving me the most extraordinary view and upon tasting the edges of your temple you do remind me of ice cream.Evelyn Leilou Colon

Each boat-shaped dish held scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream beneath thick blankets of chocolate syrup and creamy marshmallow sauce. Mounds of whipped cream rose on top, with a juicy red maraschino cherry at the very peak. Crunchy cookies poked like wings from each side.Shirley Parenteau

Vanilla, chocolate, strawberry (for some unfair reason according to strawberry it is always third in that list).J.S. Mason

Notable Ice Cream Quotes

Snow always makes me think of ice cream. Glaciers look like where it’s dribbled.Jane Wilson-Howarth

All gloomy weather is meaningless in the face of ice cream.Unknown

The last laugh, the last cup of coffee, the last sunset, the last time you jump through a sprinkler, or eat an ice-cream cone, or stick your tongue out to catch a snowflake. You just don’t know.Lauren Oliver

The cold never bothered me anyway.Frozen

Cute Quotations

These cute ice cream quotes are great for social media.

Not to like ice cream is to show oneself uninterested in food.Joseph Epstein

It’s harder to hate someone when they like the same ice cream as you.Shannon Wiersbitzky

Hot fudge is the fairy prince, a knight in chocolate armor — the happily ever after of ice cream.Terri Guillemets

Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.Richelle E. Goodrich

I think the serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container.Brian Regan

I am not an ice cream cone! I am a human being!Louise Rennison

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream.Heywood Broun

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed and puts them in your debt.Judith Olney

Ice cream refreshes the soul and life. Some say, ‘I’m going out to get fresh air.’ Eat ice cream and fresh up your life.Alan Maicon

About Life

These ice cream quotes take on a deeper meaning.

The existence of birthday cake ice cream suggests that we can no longer distinguish celebration foods from everyday ones. We are also not too sure whether we are children or adults.Bee Wilson

Some things in life are like ice cream: They’re only good for a while and then they melt. The trick is enjoying it and making the most of it while it’s still ice cream.Unknown

Of course, that rationalization didn’t work at all. It would have helped if I’d had some Oreo cookie ice cream to eat that the same time. I’ve learned that self-delusion is much easier when there’s something sweet in your mouth.Lee Goldberg

Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.Charles M. Schulz

Evelyn stared into the empty ice cream carton and wondered where the smiling girl in the school pictures had gone.Fannie Flagg

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward.Brandon Sanderson

Funny Ice Cream Captions

Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands.

I’ll scream if I don’t get some ice cream.

You and me? We’re mint to be!

Ice cream is cheaper than therapy.

This home runs on ice cream.

If I could marry ice cream, I would.

Can’t cone-trol my sweet cravings.

I make ice cream disappear. What’s your superpower?

It’s ice cream o’clock!

My brain is 90% ice cream.

Follow me to the ice cream.

Breakup: an excuse to eat ice cream no matter what the weather.

If you bring me ice cream, I’ll be your friend forever.

I don’t understand why everyone avoids ice cream in the winter. Ice cream is a year-round food.

I don’t care what the problem is. Ice cream is the answer.

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a tub of ice cream.

Captions for Celebration Occasions

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that is pretty much the same thing.

Find someone who loves you the way I love ice cream.

Cone-gratulations to me!

I’ve already had one ice cream cone. This is my secondairy.

My head says “go to the gym.” My heart says “eat some ice cream.”

Sadness is no ice cream in the freezer.

My blood type is ice cream.

Any time is ice cream time.

I love sundaes cherry much.

Ice cream is sweet, and so are you!

Ice cream has my heart.

Be bold. Eat ice cream in the winter.

Scoop, there it is.

I might look normal, but I eat fries with ice cream.

Captions for Instagram

Ice cream is worth melting for.

My advice to you is not to inquire why or why not, but to enjoy the ice cream on your plate while you can.

There is always room for ice cream.

Ice cream is calling me, and I must go.

I followed my heart and it took me to the ice cream.

I love you as much as I love ice cream, and I really love ice cream.

Be a rainbow flavor in a sea of vanilla ice cream.

Don’t let your ice cream melt while you’re counting someone else’s sprinkles.

I’ll stop the world and melt with you.

Forget love. I’d rather fall in ice cream.

I don’t always eat ice cream, but when I do it’s every day.

Ice cream cravings are not to be taken lightly.

If you want to make everyone happy, don’t be a leader. Go hand out ice cream.

An ice cream a day keeps the stress away.

If you were ice cream, you’d be my favorite flavor.

If you can’t remember my name, just say ice cream and I’ll turn around.

Bite the flavor of summer.

A day without ice cream is a day wasted.

I’ve got the inside scoop on the best ice cream flavors.

The best time for ice cream is always.

Ice Cream Phrases

Life is better with ice cream.

When in doubt, eat ice cream.

Unplug and eat some ice cream.

Life’s too short to not get the double scoop.

Ice cream solves everything.

You know it’s a cool day when you have some ice cream.

Stay cool. Eat ice cream.

If life is a bowl of dark ice cream, small moments we enjoy are colorful sprinkles all over it.

By Emily Watson

Emily writes about cooking, baking, and family.

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